you think to yourself: why in the world am i doing this? and frankly, you have no idea what would bring you to such a conclusion as to decide to write a blog. what is so interesting in your life that anyone would ever want to read it? well...this is your one shot at it. you don't know how it'll turn out. the only thing that's for certain is that yourlifehasnothingexciting in it. that's where this weird past-tense you/your idea comes in. maybe this little twist will make your blog unique and fun, and almost weird. which is exactly what you're going for.
sit back and enjoy.
recently, one thing that passes your mind quite often is the very unusual thought i want to do something semi-illegal. which for a "perfect" molly mormon like you, completely makes no sense. you can feel it inside yourself that you definitely want something more in your life, because recently, all you've been able to do is sit down and read. adrenaline pumping through your veins would some how "wakeyouup" and get you out of the average groove of every day living. but, this almost sinister plan could and never will work out for various reasons.
1. you are mildly short of funds. in our society, you need money, and lots of it, to do anything that's actually fun. (ex. base jumping, four wheeling, sky diving) the amount of money that you currently have on reserve is somewhere around 40$, which could by you a snack at a cafe, but is hardly enough to do anything that could really start your heart pumping.
2. your parents are set on the idea that you will do fun things in your life, but they need to be productive and fun which is almost an oxymoron. so, "semi-illegal" does not fit into this category. plus, you're still in the middle of driver's ed, and have no hope of getting your license any time soon, so your parents would be the one who would get the thrilling assignment of driving you places.
3. you live in provo, utah. yesterday, you spent most of the day pondering what exciting things you could do in this city. the answer: (fill in blank with ANYTHING!) there is seriously nothing to do. yesterday, you were so bored, you dressed up like a palm tree and creeped people out by watching them drive by. that is hardly thrilling in any form.
all in all, your wonderful plan of doing anything awesome has been squashed again by life. oh life, why do you constantly have to get in my way?
